Is Mario Lopez packing?!?
I got this awesome flask from J. Crew for Christmas from one I my coworkers. I was planning on it tagging along with me to Austin for NYE with the gays. Instead I am stuck in bed sick with the flask filled with Kettle One staring me in the face!
It’s called the water cycle duh. We don’t just drink water and it shoots out into space.Young Earth Creationists: 1
Atheists: 0
A bit ago I entered for a chance to win a free pocket square/scarf inspired by a launch of Santa Margherita’s Chianti. Apparently I won! Now all I have to do is buy a suit… Damn.
99 Problems — Hugo
lol
When will it end!
- My mother and my aunt are at it again.
- Mom: Oh god the kids are here come on!
- Me: What's going on?
- Aunt: I was just telling your mother what happened to me.
- Mom: Please don't repeat it.
- Me: Tell me.
- Aunt: I was telling her that I tried masturbating a few years back but haven't done it since.
- My Little Brother: Why?
- Aunt: I was horny why else?
- Me: Dear Jesus!
- Mom: Why haven't you since?
- Aunt: Because when I got close to having an orgasm I thought I was going to have a stroke.
- Me: I'm out of here...
- Note: She is 66 years old. At least our talks are never boring.
‘Gay Cure’ Experiment - At Buchenwald concentration camp,
Danish SS doctor Carl Vaernet experimented on homosexual subjects using hormones and artificial glands. His goal was to override homosexual feelings by injecting hormones into mens’ testicles and implanting glands in their bodies. Many of the subjects died due to complications and infections, and rumors circulated that as many had been castrated.
Between June and December of 1944, Vaernet tried various gland techniques on 17 Buchenwald inmates. Two contracted fatal illnesses as a result. In the grand scheme of things, almost all of the 15,000 gay and lesbian inmates of Nazi camps did not survive.
All of Carl Vaernet’s research proved to be a complete failure. Within the Third Reich, Vaernet became a laughingstock. At war’s end, he cowardly escaped justice by faking a heart attack while in custody and fleeing to South America, where he died in 1965.
Vaernet was the only Nazi doctor proven to have taken an interest exclusively in homosexuality, and it is possible that he helped inspire the South African apartheid government to take a similar interest. From the 1960’s until the late 1980’s, the South African military forced it’s white gay and lesbian members to undergo various ‘cures’ for their orientation, including mandatory sex change operations.
:’(
(via cyanideconfetti)
All the little boy was going to ask Santa for was his father to come back from Iraq. Little did he know, his wish would come true and his father was right behind Santa.
Well it’s that time of the year! Merry Christmas everyone!
Lmao! This was me Tuesday night!I’m all finished with finals and tomorrow it is time to PARTY! :)
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How do I marry into the family?
Happy... Uh.
- Me: Have a wonder ful Holiday!
- Her: Mm..wait can I say Merry Christmas or are you like...
- Me: Jewish? Yes, I celebrate hanukkah.
- Her: Really?
- Me: No, Merry Christmas!
- Note: Being politically correct isn't instinctive for everyone.
