May 2012
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I need to get a new pair of shoes already. Mine are starting to get pretty beat up.
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I'm over reality...
back to being delusional.
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Gypsy Wedding
These people are trashy as hell! There is nothing cuter than trailer park glam. These women step out of their trailers in their best party city jewels and bedazzled jean skirts with only one thing in mind, partying.
I love it.
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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
– Mahatma Gandhi
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Loner Yet Again
Some people are just … ugh
So I am just going to have a party with the most reliable person I know, myself.
This is where the bottle of alcohol I keep in my car comes in handy. I always thought drinking alone was a little lame but I am having a blast and don’t care!
I was one pissed patty today.
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gq:
Beach Reading / Listening / Fantasizing!
Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey. You’re welcome.
[via Jest]
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I love being human, it's fabulous.
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JIMNASIUM: Expose →
jimnasium:
I finished work early today. Since it was so nice out I decided to go to the U.C.L.A. campus and do some reading. As I passed Royce Hall I saw two college bros sitting on the stairs.
“Excuse me, guys.” I said. They stopped talking and looked at me. “Could you tell me where Wilson Plaza is?”…
It was a very big deal that Obama announced his support of gay marriage. Not only...
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Tramps, Trolls, and Trollops.
This place is riddled with them.
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Loner! (not boner)
I’m starting to realize that I am kind of a loner. I never really considered myself someone who needed to be surrounded by people but I also never thought I was a loner. In retrospect I realize that I do practically everything alone and prefer it that way. I like to go shopping, eat, watch movies, study, and work alone. After realizing this I kind of felt lame. Is that normal?
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1 Apple Martini later...
Coworker: Cory you’re one hot piece of man meat.
Me: I’ll take that.
Note: So all it takes is an apple martini.
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My sugar is raw, sticky and sweet.
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The Money Pit
I’ve been sitting here at PepBoys, where they specialize in ripping their customers off, for the last 4 hrs. It seems like the longer im here the more expensive it is getting. It started off at $200 then $400 but now we are at $600. I keep having a fit with the people that work here with the exception of one fella, he’s a cutie, he can do no wrong in my eyes ;-) For those of you who...
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Reality
Living in paradise for an extended period of time really has a way of detaching you from reality. It wasn’t until I landed in Houston that I remembered how much of a Bitch life really is. While in Hawaii it was almost like my life in Houston didn’t exist, I was too caught up in the beauty of everything to even think about much less worry about everything I had to do once I got back....
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Beyonce did you really have that baby or is the...
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