When will it end!
I always found it odd when people can decide their path in life at a young age. I am 22 and I still am not sure what I’m doing or where I am going. When I graduate, in what feels like 2075, I will to be forced into the job market with a ton of uncertainty. When will the uncertainty end? Am I the only one that feels this way?
The sound of people whispering makes me cringe.
Am I the only one that thinks the whole make a wish at 11:11 thing is idiotic? I mean I guess it makes sense that since the clock has a bunch of 1’s that it is all of a sudden a magical moment where all wishes can/will come true.
My brother showing my mom a video.
note: I could hear my brother tell my mom to watch a video and after, here is there dialogue I heard afterwards.
Mom: Why would you show me that?
Brother: It's funny that's why.
Mom: (completely appalled) No! That's ugly, a lot!!!
Mom: Do you even know what that is?
Note: I wish I knew what the video was.
Is masculinity innate or learned?
After catching his girl friend with another man and fights with him in the pool.
Man: I'm sorry...!
W: What the hell!
M: I'm sorry...
Woman(caught cheating): Oh you're sorry??!!?!
M: I'm sorry... You're a whore!!!'
Note: gotta love cheaters.
Nobody elected you pastor.
Great now Houston poke bad. Gov. Rick Perry is hosting a prayer service here in Houston at a venue that will fit up to 70,000 people. Does he no realize that he is attempting to blur the line between church and state? The point of this service is to pray away our bad economic standings. Next thing you know he will be dancing around trying to make it rain… Oh wait he kind of has. He recently...
For the first time in American history we have a black president. Also,for the first time in history, the S&P downgraded our countries credit score from AAA to AA+. This is lending itself way too much to black jokes. We take one step forward and two steps back. Don’t say Bush never gave Obama anything (you know like a bad economy).