September 2012
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“Half Giraffe half Drag Queen, honey.”
– Nene Leaks on The New Normal
Cracking up in the first 30 seconds. I have a feeling this is going to be a good thing.
August 2012
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I finally took my fat ass to the gym yesterday.
I forgot how many hotties went to the on-campus gym. Sweaty men grunting, sleeveless shirts, and Oh those gym shorts…
P.S. Next time I’ll take some pics for you guys.
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I was stopped twice on friday while walking in the...
My reaction:
Who, me?
Thank you ;-)
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BREAKING: California Assembly approves bill... →
gaywrites:
The California Assembly has approved a bill banning the use of “conversion therapy” or similar practices to try to change a minor’s sexual orientation.
The bill had already been approved by the Senate and now is in the hands of Gov. Jerry Brown, who has not said whether he’ll sign the bill into law.
In applauding the bill’s passage, Clarissa Filgioun, board president of gay rights...
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Economic Nerd Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it maximized its utility.
I cracked up when I read that but I’m sure few of you will, I figured I’d share it anyway.
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1st Sign Classes Have Started
This is the first time this week I’ve been on Tumblr. I’m already starting to lose my mind…
Basically.
Watch1stclasspussy:
me
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When that creepy old guy hits on you...
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Sill hungover
This is not cute.
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It's My Birthday!!!!!
I got the day off!!!!
Time to start the party!
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I know I should be going to sleep
But am I?
Of course not.
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I'm already getting gifts and calls!
Not yet, tomorrow.
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Vroom!
I always feel like a bad ass when I’m driving my car after an action movie.
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Wow!
At this point it’s no surprise I am kind of a loner. After work today, like I do often, I decided to hit up my local movie theater to catch a quick flick. Of course, my first choice was The Dark Knight and boy let me tell you. That shit was GOOOOOOOD!
P.S. Milk that student discount as long as you can.
P.S.S. They’ll never know you’ve already graduated. Muah hahaha!
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WatchShe gives a whole new meaning to wet fish.
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Watchcollegehumor:
More Mitt Romney Bad Lip Reading
It can be difficult to know where Governor Romney really stands on anything.
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Me Everyday
me: wow I'm fat
me: maybe I look ok
me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
me: I am more than just my weight!
me: who the fuck cares about anything
me: I AM SO FAT.
me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
me: i hate myself
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“My weave long and my pussy good!”
– Azealia Banks
She knows me so well.
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Birthday!!
Okay so my birthday is quickly creeping up on me and I need to figure out something to do. A few friends have already made plans which will most likely end with dancing to this or this. Hopefully I won’t have to remind people because who wants to be that bitch who has to tell everyone just to get Happy Birthdays from everyone. So Friday couldn’t get here any sooner! Not to mention I...
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Eating is such a burden
I wish there was a pill I could take so that I would never have to eat again.
