Figuring It Out

Thanksgiving Family

• Mom: You're one chromosome away from a potatoe. Stop talking
• Aunt: I'm sorry that I have something important to say.
• Mom: you talk because you have a hole in your Head.
• Aunt: at least this hole can please a man.
• Me: Oh god...
• Mom: my brother doesn't seem to think so.
• Me: Why am I still sitting here?
• Aunt: Plenty of men thought so.
• Me: Help.
• Mom: That's the word on the street.... Where you've been working since retirement.
• Me: I'm leaving.
• Note: I don't want to know what happened after I think it got a little dirtier.