Figuring It Out

When will it end!

• My mother and my aunt are at it again.
• Mom: Oh god the kids are here come on!
• Me: What's going on?
• Aunt: I was just telling your mother what happened to me.
• Mom: Please don't repeat it.
• Me: Tell me.
• Aunt: I was telling her that I tried masturbating a few years back but haven't done it since.
• My Little Brother: Why?
• Aunt: I was horny why else?
• Me: Dear Jesus!
• Mom: Why haven't you since?
• Aunt: Because when I got close to having an orgasm I thought I was going to have a stroke.
• Me: I'm out of here...
• Note: She is 66 years old. At least our talks are never boring.