A few months ago my boss, a woman who seems to never have nothing to do, got desperate and asked me to decorate the display board in the lobby. It was such a hit that every week or so since I have been “asked” to redecorate it.
This holiday season I am in charge of decorating, a gay’s dream. Although my resources are limited and there is basically no budget I am going to make this the best Christmas these little bastards will ever have! Now that I think about it I am usually in charge of the holiday decorations at home. Clara (my mother) just gives me the color scheme, a budget, and her credit card and I work my rainbow magic. God I love this season! Now to pull out that tacky Christmas sweater… wait I don’t have one.
Figuring It Out