So kids I managed to forget to tell you why I have sworn off Wendy’s forever. At the wendy’s by campus there is this one fella in the drive-thru window. I swear everytime I go he is there and friendlier than everyone else there.
Here is our conversation:
Wendy’s Employee: Hey Red!
Me: You’re always working, you work too much.
W/E:Well I’ll take some time off and we can do something together…
Me: *Blank Stare*
W/E: Anytime you want it that is when I will take off.
Note: I have not been back since.
Let me just describe this man to you. He is about 6”3’, very skinny, darker skin with patches of even darker, dirty hair, and two teeth one of which is gold.
If this man thinks he can get me then dear Jesus what the hell do I look like, a troll?!?
Figuring It Out