So is this what The Ring was about?
So is this what The Ring was about?

At this point it’s no surprise I am kind of a loner. After work today, like I do often, I decided to hit up my local movie theater to catch a quick flick. Of course, my first choice was The Dark Knight and boy let me tell you. That shit was GOOOOOOOD!
P.S. Milk that student discount as long as you can.
P.S.S. They’ll never know you’ve already graduated. Muah hahaha!
This looks bad ass!!!
Red Dawn
I just finished watching The Sitter. It was funnier and a lot more light hearted than I imagined it would be.
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Finally went to see The Amazing Spiderman. I actually went alone after work. I liked it a lot more than the others, I think Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone were a better fit for the job. The movie really puts you through an emotional roller coaster and forces you to empathize a lot with the characters, the way a movie should.
| Mom: | My friends and I took an extended lunch hour to go see Magic Mike. |
| Me: | Oh god. |
| Mom: | When I got back to work I imagined my keyboard were a bunch of naked men's abs. |
| Me: | (walking rapidly) Dear jesus. |
| Mom: | You should see it, you'd like it. |
| Me: | (Yelling down the hall) No thanks! |
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I finally got around to watching this movie last night. I honestly thought I wasn’t going to like it what so ever but damn this movie is funny!
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I’ve watched this movie a few times already. Now cannot watch a movie with Zooey Deschanel without hoping she dies in the end.
Is that mean?
(Source: designersof, via itmightbethechad)
(start at 2:30)
I’m slowly starting to suspect my coworkers are getting the subtle hits I am trying to give them about my sexuality, one even suggested this clip to watch because it is “hilarious” and I would “loooove it”. Well she was right because “Coffee is good with cream but it’s better when it’s black!”
| Opening credits: | Only Friend -- Rooney |
| Waking up: | Satisfied -- Cee Lo Green |
| Falling in love: | Kill The Lights -- Britney Spears |
| Fight song: | Bottles Pop -- Pussycat Dolls |
| Breaking up: | Horseshoes and Handgrenades - Green Day |
| Getting back together: | Frozen -- Madonna |
| Wedding: | Make You Feel My Love -- Adele |
| Birth of child: | I Can't Get Away -- Stardeath and The White Dwarfs |
| Final battle: | Cash Flow -- Major Lazer |
| Death scene: | Love You Gently -- Usher |
| Funeral song: | Cleveland Is The Reason -- Kid Cudi (LMFAO! Clearly I was murdered in Cleveland) |
| End credits: | Exit Wound -- The Script |
| Side Note: | This for the most part would actually worked. |
Every once in a while I crave a crappy movie. Today’s category was low budget gay films. I’m not saying this is a blockbuster film or anything but I actually enjoyed it, probably because I could relate so much to the main character. What a sad life.
Eating Contest with Ben Schwartz
Put your sandwich where your mouth is!
“Why do they call it mourning wood when it feels like pudding…?”
Just finished watching Horrible Bosses and it was hilarious. This part made me laugh so hard!