| My mother and my aunt are at it again. |
| Mom: Oh god the kids are here come on! |
| Me: What's going on? |
| Aunt: I was just telling your mother what happened to me. |
| Mom: Please don't repeat it. |
| Me: Tell me. |
| Aunt: I was telling her that I tried masturbating a few years back but haven't done it since. |
| My Little Brother: Why? |
| Aunt: I was horny why else? |
| Me: Dear Jesus! |
| Mom: Why haven't you since? |
| Aunt: Because when I got close to having an orgasm I thought I was going to have a stroke. |
| Me: I'm out of here... |
| Note: She is 66 years old. At least our talks are never boring. |
This bitch is a hot mess and I love it! I have been dancing around my room every morning butt naked since I downloaded the album. Dances mother definitely would not approve of (Her and most of the general population). I was very opposed to liking her at first but she really grew on me and now I just can’t stop.
So I was walking around campus today after work and my thoughts randomly drifted to boys. I don’t think I have had a legitimate relationship in my 21 years of living. I can’t stress enough how much the boys in Houston are just withered up played out queens and I’m over it! I am ready to be all kinds of irresponsible with the infamous Jamee tomorrow.
P.S. The song is Grow A Pair by the one and only Ke$ha
Figuring It Out